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29.7.2003 19:54Saddam campt, die Sau!
Delgado
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dabei seit: 24.11.2002

Thursday, June 26 12:01 AM EDT
Rumsfeld Accuses Saddam of Camping
By Peter Kenway

Washington DC - Many think the war in cs_iraq is over, but one terrorist is camping an obscure corner of the map trying to force a draw, according to US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

"He knows he can't win the round, so he's just camping where we can't find him, waiting for time to run out. Saddam is such a lamer," claimed Rumsfeld in a press conference today. "He's probably wallhacking too."

"This is just another example of his pattern of behavior,"continued Rumsfeld, who accused the {Ba'ath} clan of hiding behind hostages to decrease the US's score, in addition to other war crimes. "Its these cheaters and lamers that are ruining the fun of war for the rest of us."

The [US] clan has rolled through recent tournaments, handing defeat to the |TaLiBAN| clan in cs_kandahar, but has come under fire in the press lately for accusations of AWP-whoring and bunny-hopping. Elite defense analyst Thomas Franklin points out that clan [US] has repeatedly refused requests that they install Punkbuster. "They have no credibility. How do we know they're not cheating themselves? What a bunch of whiners."

Rumsfeld dismisses these charges. "This is all just a smoke and mirrors act. Saddam is the real cheater here. We have definitive proof that he used aimbot tons and tons of times, we just can't find it."

When asked about what upcoming clan battles team [US] has planned, Rumsfeld replied, "I just want to say that we're aware of what -=NK=-KimJong-afk has been saying about us in chatrooms. We'll see if he can still talk that trash after I headshot him with my deagle. This isn't Starcraft. Those Koreans don't stand a chance."

-=NK=-KimJong-afk was unavailable for comment.


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29.7.2003 20:11
McMuffin
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dabei seit: 31.3.2003

LoL des is Funny

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29.7.2003 20:55
Blobby
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scheiss camp0r

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29.7.2003 21:00
FiesuS
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dabei seit: 10.11.2002

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"This is just another example of his pattern of behavior,"continued Rumsfeld, who accused the {Ba'ath} clan of hiding behind hostages to decrease the US's score, in addition to other war crimes




rofl des is geil

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29.7.2003 22:49
Trait0r
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dabei seit: 23.11.2002

löl

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29.7.2003 23:39
MechanimaL
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dabei seit: 10.11.2002

gab schon lustigere sachen wo real life mit cs vermischt waren.

zb cs_schuetzenhaus (oder so ähnlich ^^)

"clan [US] has repeatedly refused requests that they install Punkbuster. "They have no credibility. How do we know they're not cheating themselves?"

damit meint er wohl die weigerung des clan [us] ( clan is garkeine so schlechte bezeichnung) sich dem internationalen strafgerichtshof zu 'unterwerfen'.

oder denkt er net so weit ? außerdem punkbuster gibs schon seit ner ewigkeit net mehr für cs

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2.8.2003 09:31
FiesuS
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dabei seit: 10.11.2002

is doch latten obs das noch gibt ich fand die story ma ganz amüsant!

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2.8.2003 10:41
LivingLegend
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dabei seit: 25.11.2002

Ich find das abolut dreckig, unternehmt mal was, mir fehlen hier 3 !!!! Kommentare alleine in dem Forum!!!

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2.8.2003 10:41
McMuffin
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dabei seit: 31.3.2003

Du bist nicht allein

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31.8.2003 09:16
FreeFrag
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dabei seit: 25.3.2003

woher wisst ihr, dass euch Kommentare fehlen wenn ihr sie gar nicht seht??

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31.8.2003 09:40
LivingLegend
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dabei seit: 25.11.2002

Man hat was geschrieben und das is dann weg nach ner STunde

Aber das Problem gabs ja nicht mehr...

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